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THE OTHERS (2001) THREE TOP HATS
Here’s another short one for today – I watched this around a month ago and haven’t ever been able to put anything together for it because – to be honest – I really don’t care that much about it. Let’s...
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NOTHING LEFT TO FEAR (2013) YAWNSVILLE
Faced with an afternoon of nothing to do the day before I started writing this, I was browsing the cable company’s offerings of newly released horror and came across this – produced by none other than...
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CASSADAGA (2013) THREE POINT FIVE TOP HATS
When I first saw this hanging around on iTunes it had this poster attached to it: That didn’t really do much for me so I blew it off and then came yesterday, who knows when i’ll get this finished and...
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MAMA (2013) WTF PEOPLE???
I know I’m late to the soiree on this one, but due to the generally negative response this has gotten from all of you beautiful people, I put this wayyyyy off until I could find it for free. The other...
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A THANKSGIVING DOUBLE FEATURE (OF CRAP): DARKROOM AND SACRED FLESH
It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these too… but here we go!! Two movies that aren’t even worth mentioning, but I want to get (mostly) everything I see out here so you can make the decision...
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AN AMERICAN GHOST STORY (2012 / 13) PLEASE READ
Sometimes it’s difficult to review independent movies like these. According to IMDB, this was made for 10 Grand, had a staff of three, a cast of five, it made me jump about six times and I want to...
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HELL HOUSE: THE BOOK OF SAMIEL (2008) A REAL PIECE OF SHIT
This thing was fucking terrible… why do I do this to myself? Oh yeah – so YOU don’t make the mistake and spend your hard earned simolians on them. This was blurry and choppy and the sound was terrible...
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INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2 (2013) REALLY?
If no one’s ever paid attention to what I do out here – I try and do something relatively new on Fridays – in case even one of the Most Beloveds are thinking of renting something over the weekend. I...
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SHITFEST 2014: WINTER ~ MAMA (2013)
BY: Alrighty, I am back for another Shitfest outing! Yay! However, the content that comprises of Shitfest is not always so exciting. So let us move on to my entry and the reasons behind it. Mama… I...
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A SPRING CORNUCOPIA… OF MOVIES!! – FROM THE IPC
WAIT!! That’s not a cornucopia!! That’s one of my old headers I use to use! What the hell?? Well – SHITFEST is over for the time being and I got to do a lot of movie watching since I didn’t have to do...
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SHUTTER ISLAND (2010) I’M SORRY, BUT….
Let’s approach things a little differently today shall we… let’s go captions only…. LEO: Can you believe how fucking fake this opening sequence is??MARK: I know. This is bullshit. BALDY LADY: SHHHHH...
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HAUNTER (2013) PRETTY DAMN GOOD
You know, I’ve seen this movie hanging around for a few months and never really felt like I would like it – I mean, a haunted house movie with Little Miss Sunshine in it and all, but I finally found...
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I AM A GHOST (2012 / 2014) ~ A DIFFERENT KIND OF POST
Happy Sunday everyone!! I sat down the other day to watch a movie I had never heard of called I AM A GHOST and, like I normally do, I sent a note to this group of Good and Most Beloved People I spend...
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THE IPC DOUBLE TAKE FEATURING THE SPORADIC CHRONICLES OF A BEGINNER BLOGGER:...
Look at this!! ANOTHER Double Take!!! This time with the lovely and talented Zoe from The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger!!!! YAY!!!!! These don’t happen very often but when they do –...
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THE OCCUPANTS (2014) THREE TOP HATS
Gang… there’s something weird going on with this movie… I watched this over a month ago… during the big SHITFEST and I remember looking it up on IMDB to get the release date and such and to check out...
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THE UNBORN (2009) TWO TOP HATS
I was kind of excited for this… it had Idris Elba and Gary Oldman, plus a rather alluring cover.. so I got it in the mail and put it in one day and started watching it and it started off pretty good...
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AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH THE IPC: OCULUS (2013 / 2014)
Some of you might know that I woke up late this morning and got to work all sleepy. Then I started reading my paper and eating some pineapples and got to the entertainment section and saw that OCULUS...
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A SHITFEST 2014: WINTER FOLLOW UP ~ PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES
I’m sure everyone remembers when the lovely Cara Gale came out here and stormed into my office, kidnapped me and chained me up in her basement and then posted her thoughts on this movie on my site....
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OCULUS (2014) FOUR OCULI
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SOMEONE I’M FRIENDS WITH!!! WOO HOO!! GO SIN!!!!! I don’t get out to the movie theaters that often, mainly because there’s not much that I want to see that costs me thirty bucks with...
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THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1991) TWO WEAK TOP HATS
I remember this movie. I remember that this was one of the last things I ever watched living at my mom’s house. I remember that I liked it. I remember some dirty full frontal nudity. I remember having...
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