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HALF ASS REVIEWS: AVENGED AND THE AVENGERS 2

  AVENGED (2013)In this movie, a very frail and feeble, deaf and mute girl inherits a bad-ass muscle car from her dead dad. She then decides to drive it across the country to move in with her...

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LUKE ABBOTT INTERPRETS: THE BLOOD SPATTERED BRIDE (1972)

It’s time again for another “Luke Abbott Interprets”!! Luke gets a movie poster and ten stills to try and figure out what’s going on in the movie – and in my brain!! Please see our previous...

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HALF ASS REVIEWS: HIGH ART, IT AND A VERY SPECIAL: OUIJA

There’s not much of a theme here today other than here are two movies that I absolutely hated…. let’s see what happens…. HIGH ART (1998)A Young and Leggy Radha Micthell gets her gay on and her clothes...

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THE LAST LIGHT (2014) TWO TOP HATS

It’s taken me a bit to try and figure out what to say about this movie. I’m always a sucker for a good movie poster and I quite liked that red one above. I also liked the trailer and was hoping for...

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THE SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER CLOSING CEREMONY – TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION...

SUBMITTED BY What a load of fucking shit. How in the fucking world is it poss- let me digress. One Friday I went to work (even though I am losing my job) as I have for the last 16 years even though I...

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THE SHITFEST 2015 ~ SUMMER WINNER IS…………..!!!!!!!!!

*ONE NSFW IMAGE HERE* Wouldn’t you agree – baby you and me have a groovy kind of love??? The Frenchiest Frenchmen of them all!!! Brian and Brad from HARD TICKET TO HOME VIDEO!!! As much as it pains me...

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DEVIL WEEK 2015: DEVIL SEED (2012) THREE TOP HATS

This also appears to be called The Devil in Me (but I guess that name was too close to something that got a LOT of bad press) so they either changed it to The Darkness (or that’s what it’s called...

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DEVIL WEEK 2015: BABA YAGA, DEVIL WITCH (?) (1973) TWO TOP HATS

This sure was strange…. and unintentionally funny…. and weird…. and I don’t really know what went on in this after all of this was over with. I actually don’t really even know what this is called. The...

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LOVELY MOLLY (2011) FOUR TOP HATS

(re-post) WOAH WOAH WOH WOAH WOAH – what is this?? Why does this have such a low rating on IMDB?? I thought this was pretty fucking good! Not only did it have a couple of...

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THEY CAME FROM INSIDE THE BOX!! EPISODE 1

A long time ago I put a widget on my sidebar reminding myself of shit that I watched but still needed to write about. It was mainly for my own good but then I got notice that I was losing my job and my...

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ISAACS’ ELEVEN: ELEVEN MOVIES I WATCHED OVER THE SUMMER

CALL GIRL OF CTHULU (2014) THREE TOP HATS I thought this was pretty fun for a movie called Call Girl of Cthulhu but some of it didn’t make much sense. Like – why were those two girls making out all of...

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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 6: THE GHOST DIMENSION (2015) TWO – _ – EMOTICONS

Before you judge me for paying hard earned duckets to go see this stupid thing, please realize that: the house cleaners were coming this day and it’s VERY awkward to be hanging around watching people...

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UNFINISHED BUSINESS #1: THE WOMAN IN BLACK 2 – ANGEL OF DEATH

One day recently, during my unplanned sabbatical, I got up late, got my lame ass out of bed and took the dogs out for a pee and a poo. Then, being the lazy, sorry ass that I am, I took my lazy, sorry...

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HALF ASS REVIEWS 2016: INTRUDERS (2016) AND POLTERGEIST (2015)

For those of you new to this place (that I don’t get to update as often as I used to), the Half Ass Review feature involves me talking about a couple of themed movies in even more of a half ass way...

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MONDAY AT 11:01 AM (2016) TWO TOP HATS

That REALLY is the name of this thing, I shit you not. I took a day off from the new job and I’ve had a couple of cocktails so let’s see how this goes. A man with extremely poor acting skills and a...

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OCULUS (2014) FOUR OCULI

Here’s another old post from the Mike Flanagan team in my effort to write about his newest movie – Hush. Apparently this was a divisive movie that I really liked but others thought was not so good. I...

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I’M SORRY: Part Two

Hello and welcome to another edition of I’m Sorry here at Isaacs Picture Conclusions! Am I actually in a state of regret?? Well…. always… but that more resembles public shame… No – what we’re talking...

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OUIJA (2014) THERE’S WORSE OUT THERE

The other day MRS. THE IPC wanted to watch some Pop-up Video on VH1 (anyone remember that??) but we didn’t get the channel on our cable package so we had to change our plan and ended up with every...

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THE WITCH (2015) FOUR BLACK PHILLIPS

To remain as spoiler free as possible, I haven’t included any words other than to say I loved it. Also – it could come across as very slow at times but I thoroughly enjoyed it. Oh, and Kate Dickie...

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A WORD WITH THE IPC: THE HATRED (2017)

*cough cough* thattraileryouputoutisreallysomefuckingbullshitbecausethismovietotallysuckedthemostballswhatthefuckwereyouthinkinggoddammiteatshitmovie!!!! P.S. This may or may not be happening:

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THE HOUSES OCTOBER BUILT (2014) THREE SCREAMING DOLL GIRLS

The other week i was poking around looking for something to watch and I noticed that there is now a sequel out, so I wondered what that was about. I had seen traces of this particular movie here and...

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TO SHITFEST OR NOT TO SHITFEST, THIS IS THE ETERNAL QUESTION

For the last 10,000 years, both Homo Erectus and Home Sapiens (as well as Homo Ergaster, or Homo Rudolfensis, and perhaps even Homo Habilis) have looked to the skies and the stars at night and asked...

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JB AND THE CHOP DO: THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999)

Hello and welcome to another installment of the JB and The Chop Project. I’ve been out of touch for a while now – how old are you guys these days? Do you remember this movie fondly? Did it scare the...

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HEREDITARY GOES BALLS DEEP{

I’m bored at work today for the first time in three years so I’m trying an experiment and doing a post from my phone. Normally I wouldn’t bother with this kind of shit but let’s see what happens. I’m...

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